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The Gnoming Code Of Conduct
gnoming.net does not condone the act of gnoming - however we do realise that others may try to emulate or re-enact the events described here. For that reason we offer a Code Of Conduct - some ground rules for civilised gnoming behaviour.
Don't steal gnomes.
Don't gnome residential property (unless you live there)
Don't gnome memorials or places of worship
Don't damage property of any kind
Don't gnome trees
Don't gnome moving objects
Don't hurt yourself
Don't get caught
And most importantly, if gnomes are above head height, ensure that gnomes are firmly affixed. It is rumoured that Liquid Nails does the trick nicely.