Gnome On The Mount
Red hats and family values
When he saw the crowds, he went up the mountain, and
after he had sat down, his rangers came to him.
Blessed are they who gnome, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the gnomes, for they will be called children
Blessed are the gnomes who are persecuted for the sake
of of their red hats and gardening implements, for
theirs is the kingdom of the garden.
Blessed are you when they shanghai you and lasso you.
Thus they persecuted the gnomes who were before you.
You are the ceramics of the earth. But if ceramics lose
their balance, with what can they be seasoned? Liquid
Nails is the key; the green one.
You are the light of the world. A music store set on a
hill cannot be hidden.
They light a lamp and then put it under a sun; it is set
on a lampstand, set on a bose sign, where it gives light
and joy to all in the hills.
I have come not to abolish but to fulfill.
"I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their
duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best
arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall
prove ourselves once again able to defend our hills
home, to ride out the storm of projectile weapons and
rope, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary
for years, if not then perhaps for a few months.
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Belair, we
shall fight in The Valley and Bellevue Heights, we shall
fight with growing confidence and growing strength on
the rooftops, we shall defend our council electorate,
whatever the cost may be, we shall fight in Glenalta, we
shall fight in the Eden Hills; we shall never surrender,
and even if, which I do not for a moment believe,
Blackwood or a large part of it
were subjugated and entirely
free of gnomes, then our Empire beyond the plains, armed
and guarded by Gnome Rangers, would carry on the
struggle, until, in Gnod's good time, the New World,
with all its painted ceramics, climbs forth to the
rescue and the liberation of the community."